Now You've Done it!
What part of "Don't click here!" did you not understand?
Do you know what happens to bad goobers? That's right, they become peanutbutter. Gooberbutter? Whatever. You were told not to click to this page. You've been a baaad goober. Bad goober!
As punishment, we are formatting your hard drive.
Just kidding! What did you expect from a self-proclaimed total goober? ;)
Really. Everything's fine. You can breath now. That's right.... breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out. You got it.